I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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