we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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