i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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