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(646): View more from New York

Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!

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(630): View more from Illinois

batman just walked across the sidewalk

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lay off the drugs

(630): View more from Illinois

no for real he was wearing a cape

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(703): View more from Virginia

When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.

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(641): View more from Iowa

She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.

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