ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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