D3 body, D1 cock
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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