If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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