I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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