We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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