THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Randomize
