whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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