i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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