somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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