So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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