So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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