How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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