Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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