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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.

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(914): View more from New York

He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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(404): View more from Georgia

STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...

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(802): View more from Vermont

I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.

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(904): View more from Florida

I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke

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