i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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