You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I wish you could order shots online.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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