you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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