lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
