Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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