I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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