I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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