I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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