I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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