How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Sext me about skeletons
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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