If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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