Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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