My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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