do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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