Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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