i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
