My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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