...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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