Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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