Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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