walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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