it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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