if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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