I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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