so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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