Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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