oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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