That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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