So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
