Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My vagina just clenched in fear
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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