I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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