I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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