I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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