Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
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I need you to use more vowels.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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