I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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