Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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