You smell like stripper and shame
Fuck appropriateness.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm really busy with my period
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