honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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