He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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